Those kooks over at "How I Met Your Mother." I am completely entranced every time they come up with a new website. Even if the episode itself isn't the greatest, I'm just in love with the websites, and boy did we get a new website tonight.
If you were an architect designing the new headquarters of Goliath National Bank would you try to use it to pick up women in an elevator? I wouldn't. Especially if the headquarters project had been scrapped. Oh sure, Ted didn't know that last bit, but using the project to pick up chicks wasn't smart. Barney and Marshall were screwing Ted and he didn't even know it, that's a Sneaky Snowplow.
Forget it, I don't want to talk about Ted's problem. Sure, Barney and Marshall did a whole bunch of crazy, really elaborate things to convince Ted that he was still working for GNB, but I don't want to discuss it. No, I want to talk about other crazy, really elaborate things. I want to talk about the important stuff. I want to talk about Canadian sex acts. Don't pretend like you don't want to talk about it also.
As we've discussed previously, those Canadians are odd folks and now they've created a handy-dandy little website to help clue us in about all of their… proclivities. The only problem is (and you've worked this out if you visited the website), you can't tell what any of the acts are, all you get is Alan Thicke being perplexed and a message to try back later.
Fine, you want me to talk a little bit more about the episode, I will. After all, I wouldn't want my boss to give me a Saskatoon Totem Pole, which coincidentally is exactly what was going to happen to Ted after Ted lost the Goliath gig. And Ted did lose the Goliath gig, it wasn't his fault, it was the economy, but that didn't stop the gig from disappearing. While I can't say that he got a Saskatoon Totem Pole, he did get fired.
Robin, we learned (and don't pretend like you were surprised), wanted to perform one of those weird Canadian sex acts. She pretended that it was a Canadian celebrity who had a weird set of collectibles who wanted to perform the act with her, but it wasn't. I completely understand why Lily wanted to know the details so badly, but I can't fathom how anyone in the group figured that they could possibly ever guess which celebrity, sex act, and collectible was involved.
Furthermore, I don't know why Robin pretended like it was the celebrity who wanted to do the weird sex act when it was her. Do you think that perhaps she was considering herself a celebrity due to her Robin Sparkles-ness? She's a celebrity in my world, and even though I have no idea what a Halifax Fudge Badger is… nevermind, I won't go there.
The ultimate answer to the question is that Robin wanted to do an Old King Clancy with the Frozen Snowshoe who collected Harvey's trays. I just wished that they hadn't titled the episode tonight "Old King Clancy" because it sort of gave that bit away. Out of curiosity, what do you think the maple syrup is for?
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