Ask Ausiello: Spoilers on ‘Grey’s,’ ‘NCIS’

Every Thursday, Entertainment Weekly’s Michael Ausiello answers reader questions on all the hottest TV shows.

Question: This two-week “Lost” hiatus is killing me! More scoopage before the final episodes, please! —Brad

Ausiello: The major-ish “Lost” death is coming up soooooon. Also, it's less ish and more major than I first thought.
Ausiello: It's a major character, and the death definitely sticks. But there is a twist. (Hint: It's possible no one will be leaving the show.) BTW, the finale is fantastic. It's compelling, suspense-filled and, most importantly, events occur consecutively and in the present day. “Heroes” is back, people!

Question: Any more “Big Bang Theory” scoop for the finale? —Hannah

Ausiello: It's going to be full of crap! Kaley Cuoco explains: "The (guys) build a toilet and things go horribly wrong. They all find poop hilarious. It's a space toilet, so I don't have to use it or anything. Of course, it's a space toilet on this show!" On the hotly debated subject of a Penny-Sheldon hookup, Cuoco confesses that she's not a fan of the idea. "I don't think it makes any sense," she says. "Sheldon has no use for women. If it happened, I bet it would be a nightmare sequence. Sheldon is nowhere near boyfriend material and Penny loves him that way. (Besides), Sheldon barely lets her into his apartment — how would he get to the point of hooking up with her?"

Question: Your single-topic AA on “Grey's” gave us nothing on the best couple, Meredith and Derek! Please, can you give us something juicy? —Hayley

Ausiello: Okay, here's something: A longtime “Grey's” duo are about to break up — presumably for good — and it's not Derek and Meredith. Nope. It's Bailey and Tucker! In the May 14 season finale, Bailey takes the bold step of leaving her husband after he once again fails to support her career.

Question: Can you tell us how much time has lapsed between the elevator proposal episode of “Grey's” and the episode that airs this week? —Jasmin

Ausiello: A few days, I believe. It's not long at all.

Question: I've decided that I want your job. May I ask, how good is the pay? —Saramarie

Ausiello: Where I come from, it's tacky to discuss such things in public. It's not, however, tacky to show you a picture of the second home I just purchased in the Hamptons and let you draw your own conclusions.